"The other day this guy pulls up outside the coffee shop in a brand new Countach. I’m sitting outside enjoying a nice cup of coffee and talking shop with a friend. We’re waxing on the future of the HTML spec and how we’re both looking forward to what HTML 5 is going to offer. I’m pretty sure that Countach guy could overhear our conversation because he gave me one of those looks as if to say, “I’m so much better than you, you little web nerd-dork-man”. To which I replied with an equally provocative look as if to say, “You may drive a Countach, but you probably still code your markup using HTML 4. Loser."
Noah Stokes | Es Bueno: Friday Futon - HTML
Well played, dork friend. However, there hasn’t been a brand new Countach since 1990. So I’ll give you another provocative look as if to say, “You may write HTLM5, but you still identify cars like you did when you were 5, loser.”