May 2010
10 posts
May 28th
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May 27th
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A good device, a bad device
Two startup procedures on test equipment. Names have been changed. ISO9012x16 Spacely Sprocket AntiGravity Tester Ensure that the main outlet has proper grounding.  Connect the correct power cable to the tester. Connect the power cable to the main outlet. Switch on the unit main power switch at the backside of the unit. Allow for a short delay before switching on front power button. (This...
May 26th
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111 reasons not to fuck with supermoto riders
The hooligans on supermotojunkie have a nice little game where the objective is to get a photo completing a challenge suggested by another member. The winner gets to pick the next challenge. The result: 111 pictures of places a motorcycle should never be. Some of my favorites are:  On top of a car On a golf driving range (next to any distance marker) Bottom of a swimming pool On top of a...
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 19th
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“Despite creating an incredibly negative perception of all motorcyclists among...”
– Wes Siler writer of Hell For Leather, regarding this tool shed’s 192 MPH run down the Long Island Expressway on a BMW S1000RR. That’s right, just 8 clicks away from 200 MPH on a public road, overtaking traffic with a 130 MPH closing speed. There’s quite the fire cooking in the...
May 12th
“Just thinking about having to look at that shitfuck hybrid logo while stuck in...”
– Aaron Draplin, regarding the Continental-United identity merger.
May 6th
How to remove ice cubes from their tray
The fucking hardcore way. Warning: not for the faint of hand. For those that have been frustrated before with the difficulty of removing ice cubes that are recessed in their tray. Here’s the solution, so long as you don’t mind a few skin cells in your beverage. This is for: Single bachelors, people that find additional ice cube containers a waste of freezer space, hands that have...
May 5th
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May 4th
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